The story of the broken screen
One day Philip went home from school. He was still hungry after the school lunch, so he had something to eat, so he looked into the fridge and saw some yummy food. He had a nice meal and went to his room to do his homework.
As he sat down to his desk, he felt horribly tired. he thought he would just have a short nap, so he went to his bed and snuggled up. He fell asleep immediately.
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He woke up five and a half hours later. It was slightly too late to start his Maths homework, but he tried... he thought a little beer would help. It didn't. Then he found a bottle of fine Scotch that his dad had got for his birthday. He opened it and drank half a bottle.
His homework?
Well....
Erm... he was too drunk to think. He had this idea, he wanted to write a message to his friend for help. But his phone didn't work, so he wanted to switch on the old desktop comouter. It took ages to boot. Philip got angrier and angrier. Finally he was so angry that he just grabbed the old keyboard and pushed it in the middle of the monitor.
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In the morning....